personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(Source: bigstupidbaby, via love-infinitelyy)

idontknowmanijustliketoeat:

ridethehoran:

Little Things (chill version) - One Direction

IM NOT EVEN KIDDING GUYS LISTEN TO IT MY FRIEND SHOWED IT TO ME AND I WAS JUST LIKE OMFG IT’S LIKE SO JAZZY AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD AND I’VE NEVER HEARD IT ON THE INTERNET SO I’M ASSUMING YOU HAVEN’T TOO

I wanna have sex to this song

pretty convinced that Frank Sinatra had sex with this song,

(Source: caraford)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me

(via oomshi)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via oomshi)

biologytextbook:

*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*

(via thats-grool)

overlordleaveshiswife:

tltty:

everyone in the world has an iphone except me i feel like a nun

(Source: hungarian, via cleadmau5)